Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 629 views

Police Officer and a Blonde

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhir Biwi Chahti Kya Thi, Maarna Ya Bachana?

Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya
Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada

Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha
Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar & car

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aap Kahan The Bhagwan

Sardar train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Sardar: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aayi: Bhagwan.

Sardar: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

At The Public Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)