Biwi: Janu! Aj hamari shadi ki salgira hai, kia karein?

Shohar: Is Saan-e-Ha per do mint ki khamoshi akhtyaar karte hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views

Police constable 2 his son:

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. 

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sts For Dinner

GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi
Or woh report darj karane ke liye thaney geya

Sipahi ne report darj karte hoey poochaTumhari cow ki nishani kia hai

Pathan ne kahan k janab wohChalte hoey dum hilati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Paisa Bachao Paisa, Santa Ke Idea Se

Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.

Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor
Sergion Ke Paas Le Gaya
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Plastic

Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?”

Doctor: “5 Lakh Aayega Aur Dawaaiyo Ka Alag Se”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)