Dulhan Andhe Pati Se=Kash

Dulhan Andhe Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte

Pati=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.

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