Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.

Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.
Mummy ne call kiya--beta kaha ho??

Beta-paper dene aya hu.

Mummy-Zara dhyan se dena is paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1250 views
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