Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.
Mummy ne call kiya--beta kaha ho??

Beta-paper dene aya hu.

Mummy-Zara dhyan se dena is paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1471 views

Sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?

Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?

Banta: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega

Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahar ka khana

Sardar ki biv ne rat ka khana road pe laga dia
Sardar ne pocha ye kia kia hai
Bv ap ne kaha tha na k rat ka khana bahar khaen ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

phatan aik sath

4 pathano ne mil kr petrol pump khola
1 b custmer nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha
Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola
1 b custmr nhe aya
Q?
Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya
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Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li
1 b swari nhe mili
Q?
2pathan aage or 2 pechy beth kr swari dhund rahy thy
Taxi kharab ho gai
4ron ny khub dhaka lgaya
!
Mgr taxi wahi ki wahi khari rahi
Q?
2pechy sy or 2 aagy sy dahka lga rahy thy
Geo pathan

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Question asked from Chemist

A student asked a question from his Chemistry teacher.. Sir where do you put dirty dishes?

The teacher replied: In the zinc

Hahaha =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Arz Kiya Hai Gaur Farmaye

Arz kiya hai.,
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai..
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or bache itne Kamine
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glass liye baithe hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)