5 ladke 1 ladki ko

?5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar
rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi,
kutto
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... kamino .
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beshrmo haramjado
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. .
. . lado mat sabki bari aayegi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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