Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha

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