Bachi ko bike pe ghumaty wqt agr

Bachi ko bike pe ghumaty wqt agr helmet pehan liya jaye tu larki k bhai ki dhulayi aur rishtedaron ki nazar se bacha ja sakta hy

Zubaida Aapa k hifazati totka

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