Traffic Police

Traffic Police:
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views
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