Matches ki tili

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 796 views
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Corolla XLI 2012 Bhej Raha Hoon

Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .*
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Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej Dena;-)

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Bachon ki NAHI.

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Tum shadi shuda ho?

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
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Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
If girls could read minds

If girls could read minds
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Every second a man would get
slapped.. :p :O :D

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Maalik Ne Pappu Ko Naukri Se Nikal Diya….
Maalik: Meine Jab Se Tumhe Naukri Se Nikala Hai….
Tum Roz Mere Ghar Ke Saamne Tatti Kyun Karte
Ho,
Pappu: Aapko Yeh Ahsaas Karane Ke Liye Ki Naukri
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Hoon

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Aajkal Ke Bachho Ko Sab Pata Hai

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tmhari yad mao

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

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