Bus me ghusa
Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
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"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
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Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)
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