Kabil Bano Kamyaab Nahi
Raju Ek Din Shyam Se Puchta Hai.
Raju: "Ek Over Mein Kitni Ball Fenki Jati Hai?"
Shyam: "6 Ball"
Raju: "Galat, Ek Over Mein Ek Hi Ball 6 Baar Fenki Jati Hai"
Kamyaab Nahi, Kabil Bano
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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