maachis
GOLU ne raat ko uthkar machis jalai Or fir so Gya
MOLU ne poocha kya dekh rahe the
GOLU:-mai dekh raha tha ki tumne BULB Band kiya hai ya nahi...
by tahir bashir (few years ago!) / 940 views
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A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."
Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.
Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"
Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"
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I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..
“Bechaarii”
Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P
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Mr.....'
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Attitude Of Management
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Student At Exam:
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SIR: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi
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STUDENT: Sir Breakfast Kar ke Aaya
Hun Aur Aap?
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Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,
Pathanon se poch lo.{P)}
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Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.
Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.
Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?
Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.
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Ek khubsurat teacher ne 3 bacho ko thapar mara
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Pathan bacha: hamara kya galti hai mam
Karachi wala: Aaaaahhh!
maza a gya. :
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Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila.
Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho?”
Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun.”
Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey
To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun”
Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha”
Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya.
Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola
Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.”
Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?“
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Doc: What happened?
Son: Bimari da tay pata nahin par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.
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ssalam-o-alikum!
“Lahore,” Bahawalpur, Ør Us K MùZäFäT Me
Light janay Kä WäQt HùÄ chähTä Hä.
BäQì LöG ApÑè Äpnè Mäqami WÄqT k MùTäBq government ko galiyan dain
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