Chhote: Sun bade
Chhote: Sun bade
Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…
Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe
Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai
Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1120 views
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