9 bando ne mara
SARDAR: Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR: Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai To 1 Ek Kar
K Ao
GURO: Phir
SARDAR: Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
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