Ek Baar Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar Ho Gaye,

Pappu Un Dono Ke Liye Dawa Lene Gaya Aur Dukandar Ko Kaha Ki,

Dono Ki Dawaein Alag Alag Lifafe Main Daal Kar Unke Naam Likh Dijiye,

Main Nahi Chahta Hain Ki Mere Kutte Ko Kuch Ho Jaaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

Husband to Hotel Manager

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch Samajh Mein Aya

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya??
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Nahi Na?

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Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na..
(‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat
<).( Peen Waleyo!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pappu Ek Kagaz Ko Baar Baar

Pappu Ek Kagaz Ko Baar Baar Chum Raha Tha Aur Khush Ho Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Dost Ne Pucha Aisa Kya Hai Is Kagaz Mein….

Pappu: Prem Patra Hai Bhai
Dost: Par Ye To Khali Hai?
Wo Kya Teri Hone Wali Bhabhi Gungi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.

Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.
Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola ...
'Wah Kocha, Sab Ko Thandi Deta Hy Aur Hum Ko GARAM Deta Hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A friend asks sardar how was your exam?

A friend asks sardar how was your exam?

Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)