Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar
Ek Baar Pappu Ki Biwi Aur Kutta Dono Beemar Ho Gaye,
Pappu Un Dono Ke Liye Dawa Lene Gaya Aur Dukandar Ko Kaha Ki,
Dono Ki Dawaein Alag Alag Lifafe Main Daal Kar Unke Naam Likh Dijiye,
Main Nahi Chahta Hain Ki Mere Kutte Ko Kuch Ho Jaaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views
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