Wife: Can you help me in garden?

Wife: Can you help me in garden?

Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??

Wife: Can you fix door handle?

Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?

In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views
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