Wife: Can you help me in garden?

Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??

Wife: Can you fix door handle?

Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?

In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 627 views

Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3

Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3
Mahine Baad Hi. Beta Ho
Gaya.
Santa: "Ye Hamara
Bachha 3 Mahine Baad
Kaise Ho Gaya?
Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine
Baad Hota Hai?"
Biwi: "Aaap Bhi Na..Ye
Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko
Kitna Time Hua Hai?"
Santa:"3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Meri Shaadi
Ko?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Hamara
Bachcha Kitne Time
Baad Hua?"
Santa: "3 Mahine Baad"
Biwi: "Total Kitne
Months Ho Gaye?"
Santa Khushi Se: "Oh
Shit Yaar, SAMAY Ka
Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. Sorry
Janu Mene Tum par
Shak Kiya"
Biwi: Bas kar Pagle ab
Rulayega Kya =))=))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu 2 God

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Retired Couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Na Thakne Ka Raaz

Maalik to Sardar: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Sardar: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

EK sher ne ek budde ko pakad liya

eh sher ne ek budde ko pakad liya
budda: mera khoon thanda ho chuka hai kisi jawan ka garam khoon piyo

sher: nahi aaj mera cold drink peene ka mood hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)