Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 841 views

Sardar

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Circuit: Bhai bole tu idhar aane ko kya bolnay ka?

Circuit: Bhai bole tu idhar aane ko kya bolnay ka?
Munna: Come Here.
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaane ko kya bolthay ka?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Reaction of Lovers After a Fight

The sweetest Reaction of Lovers After a Fight….

Boy:Why r u Sending Me Blank msgs?? . . . . . .

Girl:Because I am not Talking to You…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Called a newspaper office

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

English Joke - Boy or Girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)