Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
karwana.

Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p

by lescol (few years ago!) / 793 views

student life

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Sardar ne medical store se dawa li

Sardar ne medical store se dawa li aur

Store waly se kaha Cheeni bhi do
Storwala:Cheeni medical pe nahi milti

Santa main pagal nahi hun ispe likha hai Sugar free!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There's a bomb in my garden

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!

Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I am scared

I am scared of people who study a lot..

They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)