Shaadi

Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
karwana.

Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1002 views
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