daughter in love
Wife: ?I Think Our Daughter is in Love with Someone?
Husband: ?How Do U Know??
Wife: ?B’coz She ?s Not Asking For Pocket Money?
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 735 views
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by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
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Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.
We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..
Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?
Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye
Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.
Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Aadmi: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”
Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration
Card Hai”
Aadmi: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai
All Cards Are Accepted.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aunty: Beta Mummy ghar pe hain kya??
Bacha Sprite Peete Hue: Apki SETTING to papa se hai na, Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain.
Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!!
Oops tofaNi baCha thA …..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatnhatya karne ke liye.
Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Punjabi:hum izat me thora peche hai.
Sindhi:hum kam me thora peche hai.
Balochi:hum taleem me thora peche hai.
Pathan :hum bila waja peche hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: Bachön batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay?
Students:- (ADNAN SAMI)
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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