Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye
Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye or dua mangi
Bachay naik niklein, kuch dino bad bache nikle
1st bacha namaz padta howa nikla
2nd tasbi parhta hua, 3rd wazo karta howa
4th naat perta hua 5wa nahee nikla to
Murgi pareshan ho gaye aur dua karne lagi
Phir anday say awaz aye ami ma aetikaf ma beta howa ho
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 539 views
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