Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye or dua mangi
Bachay naik niklein, kuch dino bad bache nikle
1st bacha namaz padta howa nikla
2nd tasbi parhta hua, 3rd wazo karta howa
4th naat perta hua 5wa nahee nikla to
Murgi pareshan ho gaye aur dua karne lagi
Phir anday say awaz aye ami ma aetikaf ma beta howa ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 598 views

Pyaz ne kobi k 7 shadi

Pyaz ne kobi k 7 shadi ki
Dusre din aalu ne pucha: kaisi gayi paheli raat

Pyaz:Aare yar kaheki raat.
1-dusre ko kholte-kholte hi subh ho gayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Idiots Please Stand Up

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone

Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone
karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,
bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee
main bhikari ban gaya hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maths Kyun Nahi Bolte

Aman : Yaar hum hindi
bolte hai, english bolte hai, but
maths kyun nhi ?..

Chaman : Jyada 3-5 mat kar
or 9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5
dhar dunga, 36 ke 6 reh jayenge
samjha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tmhari roz roz ki frmaisho se

Husband:Tmhari roz roz ki frmaisho se me tang a gya hon is liy khudkushi krne ja raha hon

wife: 1 black saree to dila de
iddat k dino me kya pehongi:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)