GIrl me us ...

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D

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