Raat Ka Time Tha
Ek Larki So Rhi Thi,
Achanak
Ek Larka Us K Bister Ke Paas Aaya
.
Uski Chadar Hatayi
Or
Uska Hath Pakar Kr Bola
.
.
.
"Aaappi,
Potti Karva Do DAR Lag Rha Hy" Soch Badlo
Mulk Badle Ga

"TAHREEK INSAAF"
Tabdeeli Ki Janib Aap Ka Pehla Qadam.::D:P

by Hassan Ali (few years ago!) / 988 views

Sardar

Friend: Sardar Ji Tum ne apni Bewi ko talaq kion de di?
.
Sardar: Yar asal mai uska character boht kharab tha.
Shadi mujh se ki thi owr bachay Bagwaan se mang rahi thi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Have you noticed that most

Banta: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Santa: Every married man is a hero.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BMW

A Man Had An Accident
In His New BMW

When Cops Arrived,
Man Cried
..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "

Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"

Man Looks At The
Left Arm N Yells . . .

"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"

by dracula (few years ago!)

BOSS said to an employee

BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it."

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to attend your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.." :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy friend

Mother to daughter: “What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?”

“Of course he is, Mom. He’s thrifty, doesn’t drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)