Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal

Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan ke aana

Ladki black pahan ke aayi

Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 790 views
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