Shadi sey pehley larka

Shadi sey pehley larka apney dost sey:

OyE!!! meri shadii waley din susar ji ko merey barey mey thora barha charha kr bolna........

Dost:- chal theek hey....

shadi waley din dulha stage pey betha hua tha.Dulhey ko cheek agai ......

susar dulhey k dost sey : Dulhey ko zukhaam hey kia??

Dost: Na...Nai...CaNcEr hEy cAnCerRrR....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views
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