A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 940 views

muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
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Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy-tum ladkiya itni sunder kyo

Boy-tum ladkiya itni sunder kyo hoti ho? girl- kyo bhagwan ne hame apne hatho se banaya hai.

Boy- kamini bol toh ese rhi hai. Jaise hme net se download kiya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After 15 years

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardarji Ka Dhaba

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain.

Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Shaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)