Papa:Rohan,you could not solve

Papa:Rohan,you could not solve this simple sum?.A 5 years child can do this.

Rohan:Papa,you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily.I couldn't do the sum because I am 10 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
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