Papa:Rohan,you could not solve this simple sum?.A 5 years child can do this.

Rohan:Papa,you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily.I couldn't do the sum because I am 10 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views

Pathan Abbu

Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?

Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.

Friend: Wo Kse?

Pathan: O Yara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar to his wife

Sardar to his wife:

Ajj 4 wajjy khotian di race ae, mein othey jana ae…

Sardarni: Turya jaanda nahi, ty race laan jana ae…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Don't care

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup
when the nurse practitioner learned he was about
to marry an eighteen year old girl.
“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,
“you should know that when a man your age
marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could
get hurt.”
The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Marriage Certificate

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha

.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Do Admi Train Par

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...

1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se

1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?

Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..??

Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)