Phansi se pehle
Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri
antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi
de do..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2426 views
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I?m not a mango man
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