Santa ki maa

Santa ki maa:-
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui

press reporter:
fir apne kya kiya?

Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 555 views
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