Santa ki maa:-
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui

press reporter:
fir apne kya kiya?

Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 783 views

ek punjabi apni un parh maa se

ek punjabi apni un parh maa se phone py:

maa mein is sunday par pakistan aa raha hoon..

maa: wah puttar: log jahaz ty aaundey ny
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tu sandhay ty awein gaa....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Classic bezzati

Classic bezzati

Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks,
my mom slapped me..
because i was smiling while sleeping "thinking of you".
Girl: Itna pyaar karte ho..
Boy: Nahi,
shakal dekh k hassi aa jaati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Good Memory

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

main padhta nahin:D

Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Autowaala: sorry sir

Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.

santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)