Santa ki maa
Santa ki maa:-
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui
press reporter:
fir apne kya kiya?
Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 553 views
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