Sardar
Sardar Ji and Hitler Joke
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 808 views
Similar Jokes
Father: Beta result ka kia howa?
Son: Dad 1 Good News hay owr 1 Bad News
Father: Good News batawo
Son: Mai pass hogia hon
Father: Excellent, ab Bad News batawo
Son: Good News galat hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
RAAZ-Mai Sab Dukan Gya Pr Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC:
Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein FSC/MSC Kia
Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha
Baap-Kya Huwa
Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rishta discussion now a days:
Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??
Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush
kay 110th stage per hai :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.
Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki Lambi Line Thi.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”
Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”
Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”
Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)