Sardar
Sardar Ji and Hitler Joke
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 595 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height Of Shock:
Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status
Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
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APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…
Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen,
Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen,
SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen,
psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen
Aur,
Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dbaen…!!;)
Telenor call krne ka shukria,
HAVE A 9ICE DAY.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?He is the one who erases the notes fromthe book when the teacher erases the board.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se
bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna
bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai,
mujhe goli maar do
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
To live a life, we need:
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I salute YOU....
for managing Without these:-
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A Bengali babu returns from China.
Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife: No.
Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?
Wife again replies: No.
By now Mr Bengali was fuming.
Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”‘
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
What Was That
2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Patni: Aapko mujhme sabse jayada acha kya lagta hai meri sundarta ya meri akalmandi?
Banta: mujhe to tumhari ye majak karne ki aadat hi sabse achi aur pyari lagti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)