Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad..

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai.

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 989 views

Girl: "I'm Breaking Up With You."

Girl: "I'm Breaking Up With You."

Boy: "Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?"

*Girl Hugs Boy*

Girl: "Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?"

Boy: "Yeah.":)

by Usama (few years ago!)

EK Advocate ke bete ko

EK Advocate ke bete ko uski Maa ne thappad maara...

Beta baap ke paas gaya aur kaha:

"Mummy ne mujhe bina wajah thappad maara.."

Baap ne usse ek aur thappad maara aur kaha:

"Advocate ke bete ho kar tuje itna bhi nahin pata ki Supreme Court k khilaaf appeal High Court mein nahi hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakad k piche phek dete
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy- can i hold your hand

Boy- can i hold your hand?

Girl- no

Boy- why?

Girl- because it hurts when you leave it

Boy- baap re i am acting but she is overacting…:p=))

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)