Santa sent SMS to all
frnds: OYE,My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia n72 Now its
Nokia e51.Send msgs
to my new mobile ok

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views

A mouse was dancing

A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?

Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek sardar

Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha.
Dost ne pucha"Kya bana rahe ho ?"
Sardar:Chutiya bana raha hu..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I have the perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink?
A: No, he doesn��t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 p

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)