Santa asks Banta hOw was yur

Santa asks Banta hOw was yur exam?

Banta: It was Ok-but i cOuld nOt ans. past tense Of THINK-I thOught, thuOght & finally wrOte THUNK-!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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