Santa asks Banta hOw was yur
Santa asks Banta hOw was yur exam?
Banta: It was Ok-but i cOuld nOt ans. past tense Of THINK-I thOught, thuOght & finally wrOte THUNK-!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 801 views
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Banta – No Problem.
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samne aakar bola
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