free gift do

Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 654 views
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Teacher:btao bacho urdu ki pehli senlint movie kon si thi?
Papu:sir jb filam silent me thi to ap ko kaise pata chala k wo urdu me hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

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Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aurat Zubaida Apa Se

Aurat Zubaida Apa Se

Jb bi mera shohar ghr ata hai to atay hi mujhy marna shuru kar deta hai,

Zubaida Apa: Wo jb ghr aye tum15 mint tk dant saf kia karo,

Aurat kuch din baad,
Dant saf karny ka itna fayda hai ky ab mera shohar mujhy kuch nhi kehta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab germi perti hai

Frnd 2 Memon:
Jb Grmi Prti H To Ap Kya Krte Ho
Memon: Hm Sb A.C K Samne Bet Jate Hain
Frnd: Jab Us Se Bhi Ziyda Garmi Parti Hai To
Memon: Phr Hm A.C On Krlte Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Railway station

Railway station

Railway station par bethe aik mosafar ne railway ke afsor se kaha

agar tamam garian late hain to is bare se time table ka kya faida jo aap ne latkaya hoa hay?”

police officer pehle hi guse main tha or bola.

“agar tamam garian waqt par ane lagi to phir kaho ge is bare se waiting room ka kya faida.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ka challenge

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tu derhti pe chahye jahan bhi rhe gi

Boy :tu dharti pe chahe jaha b rhegi tujhe teri
khusbu se Pehchan Lunga
Girl: Ma KASAM mujhe phle se hi shak tha k tu
sala"KUTTA" he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hakeem

Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha.
Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain
B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha
Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha,
Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha.
Baaqi Sab Theek Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aakhir Pathan Mare To Mare Kaise?

Ek Baar Samundri Jahaz Par 300 Pathan Safar Kar Rahe The,

Lekin Hairani Ki Baat Hai Ki Sare Ke Sare Mar Gaye,
Kaise?

Khas Kuch Nahi, Bas Ship Beech Mein Kharab Ho Gayi,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhari income nka source

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya
hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane
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Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise
rahata hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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