Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 661 views

Santa Lost His Dog

Santa: I lost my dog.

Banta: Put an advertisement in newspaper.

Santa: Don't be silly.
My dog can't read newspaper.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye

Salesman plain me dikhau?

Sardar nahi,
Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…
Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Private School Vs Govt. Schook Ke Bachhe

Private School Ke Bache Zoo Mein: “Oh! Wow Monkey Is Sleeping Don’t Disturb”

Govt. Scool Ke Bache: “Oye Dekh Tera Baap So Raha Hai Pathar Maar Saale Ko“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SarDar

sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Training courses For Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)