Papa agr aapko pata chale ki

KID-Papa agr aapko pata chale ki me First Divison pas hua to aapko kaisa lagega? PAPA-Mai to Khusi se Pagl ho jaunga.

KID-Bas isi Dar se me Fail ho gya!

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