Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 601 views

Papa: Beta

Papa: Beta,
Tum Apni Shadi Mein kis kis ko Bulaaoge..??

Beta:- jisne mujhe apne shadi mein bulaya tha..
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papa:- mujhe bulaoge na..?
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Beta:- tez mat baniye,
aap bhi nahi bulaye the mujhe...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,

1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,

Achank zor zor chiLLane laga: Oey, Ooye KHOTIYA, Signature na karin Na

Oy Oy Na Ooe Oye na karin KANJRA…

Kamre me achanak BV aai to apne shohar ki ye aawazen sun kar boli:

kon c FiLam vaikh raey Oo g?

Sardar: Apni shadi di.:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run
Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5
Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure
Hota Hy,
Kya?
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SOCHO,
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Yehi K,
YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Ghanty k baad
Pathan Apny Bety k liye

Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum

1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)