Koi kuta hoga
Boy:janu hmary pyar k bare me kisi ko mat batana.
Girl:teri behan ko ko zaroor btaon kameeni kehti thi koi kutta hoga jo tujhe pyar karega.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 737 views
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