Boy:janu hmary pyar k bare me kisi ko mat batana.
Girl:teri behan ko ko zaroor btaon kameeni kehti thi koi kutta hoga jo tujhe pyar karega.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 544 views

Jurwa Bachey

1 punjabi k gher main 2 bachey jurwan paida huway, to dadi boli:

Lo Dasso Hun tay pakistan day halaat vaikh k bachey vi kally aan tou dar day ney.....

(lo batao ab tu Pakistan key halat daikh key bachey bi akaily aney sey dartey hain)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mere padosi ka bachcha gum gaya

Santa:-mere padosi ka bachcha gum gaya.

Banta :- achcha to tumne kya kiya?

Santa:-maine unse kaha ki google per search kar lo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A kangaroo kept getting

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: I gave a moving

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.

Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?

Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Tigers were resting under

Two Tigers were resting under a tree

Suddenly A RABBIT passed very fast

Tiger could not make out &Asked "What was that?"

2nd Tiger smiled & said, "FAST FOOD"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)