Narak Mein Bhi Aish

Narak Mein Bahut Saare Log Ikathe Hokar Shor Kar Rahe The.

Bhagwaan Ji Gusse Se Yamraj Se
Bole: “Ye Log Narak Mein Bhi Aish Kar Rahe Hai?”

Yamraj: “Hostel Wale Hai, Saale Kahi Bhi Set Ho Jaate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views
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