Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 724 views

Late Q Aaye Ho

PrincipaL=
Late Q Aaye Ho?
Pappu=
Bike Bigad Gyi Thi Sir
PrincipL=
Bus Me nhi Aa Sakte?
Pappu=
Maine Bola Sir
Par Apki Beti Nhi Mani.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the
doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he
break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told
him no matter what happened, to follow that
prescription. And the prescription blew out of the
window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the
prescription.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
YCoz
He Feared That Fish WillStart Swimming In His Stomach

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shrabi ko daru pete dehk

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to
mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh
ke he muh me aa jata he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)