Aaj Hi Taaza Khabar

Aaj ki taza khabar: Sardaar ne apni sagai tod di. kyunki ladki kuwari thi, sardaar ne socha - jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,wo meri kya hogi...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1035 views
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