Tell me the names of any 5animals

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me the names of any 5
animals that live in water.
Sardar: Duck
Pathan: Good now tell more.
Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.
Pathan: Well Done

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1379 views
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