Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

“Chalu Hai..”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 773 views

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ...:P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
.
Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse

Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.

Pati: Fir Kya Hua?

Patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye

To Aap Kya Karenge..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zardari sahib Nargis ka mujra

Zardari sahib Nargis ka mujra dekhne gaye mujre ke baad Nargis ne sharmate huve kaha jee woh pese ?

Zardari : chal pagli ab tujh se bhi pese loon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)