Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai
Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!
Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”
OR
Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k
“Chalu Hai..”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 781 views
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