Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”

OR

Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

“Chalu Hai..”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 897 views
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