During a software company interview:

HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5 yrs from now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

Funny shairy naya andaz

The janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbooba



with very zoor shor

the mehbooba jhaaki from the booha

and boli



mar gia kalmuha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Musafir : Beta thoda pani milega..?

Boy : Agar lassi de du to chalegi.

Musafir : Bahut achha hoga
...
boy lassi le aaya,musafir ne 5 pyale lassi peene ke baad pucha : Kua tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi peeta...?

Boy :Peete to sab h lekin aaj lassi me MENDAK gir gaya tha or usme hi mar gay....
Musafir ne gusse me pyala zameen par de mara....

Boy :Rote hue bola "Mummy inhone pyala tod diya ab hum Billi ko paani kisme pilayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan to sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar.

Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?

Sardar: Haan yaar..

Pathan: To Computer me se windows

nikal k darwaza lagwa le:)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan ne oxford universty mein

Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News channel walu ne pucha

K ab kia kro gay? Pathan

bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)