Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross
Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?
Santa:"Oey! Mainu lagga ki aey flim poster hai!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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