Wife:Why are you back home so early?


Husband: At office
boss told me "Go to Hell..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 986 views

True Politicial Story

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."

Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khujus admi

Kanjus Aadmi-Bagal Wale Ghar Se Iodex Le Kar
Aao
Wife-Wo Log Nahi Denge
Aadmi-Kite Kanjus Hai Wo Log...
Jane Do Humara Hi Lekar Aao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me

English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain:
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"Get Well Soon!"
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain:
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey,
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Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. ;)
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Asi Kal Fer Aawan Gay.. :-P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa Or Banta

Santa Or Banta Metro Mein Jaa Rahe Hote Hai

Metro Mein Bahut Bheed Hoti Hai Santa Banta Se Poochta Hai

Santa: “Yaar, Mujhe Thookna Hai Kaha Thooku?”

Banta: “Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Mein Thook Le Na”

Santa: “Nahi Nahim Usse Pata Chala Toh?”

Banta: “Jab Maine Teri Jaib Mein Thooka, Toh Tuje Pata Chala?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,

1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,

Achank zor zor chiLLane laga: Oey, Ooye KHOTIYA, Signature na karin Na

Oy Oy Na Ooe Oye na karin KANJRA…

Kamre me achanak BV aai to apne shohar ki ye aawazen sun kar boli:

kon c FiLam vaikh raey Oo g?

Sardar: Apni shadi di.:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)