Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi
Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh…..
Santa Shocked: “Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?”
Seller: “Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai”
Santa Khush Hoke: “10 Lakhhhh“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views
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