mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho

Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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