mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho

Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

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Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: Ja Police Ko Bula La

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Milti Hi Nahi

Kehty Hain Khuda Ny Is Jahan Main Sabhi K Lye
Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Ha.
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Maari Gaye Thi?
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/)) Milti Hi Nahi. :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
I failed my driver’s test

I failed my driver’s test.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
BEBAS MOMENT

BEBAS MOMENTSmile

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Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?
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diyaa tha :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha

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Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?

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Pathan:
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