Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

by lescol (few years ago!) / 502 views

Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka
naam is tarha hote..
Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,
Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,
Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:

Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara: Logo ne pocha kyou?
Phatan: Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The Unconcerned Widow

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,

pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

”Sabse bada challenge kyahai?”

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya
hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur
last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)