Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 993 views

man in hell

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wife husband say

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

Santa’s son was filling an application form

Santa’s son was filling an application form.The form asked about”Mother Tongue”.

Son: Papa, main aithe ki likhna?

Santa: Likh puttar,”Very Long and Uncontrolled.”:D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Interviewer asked sardarji

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Why didn't you marry

Santa: Why didn't you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an
ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn't find an ideal girl?

Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)