Race dekhte huwe pathan ne doosrey sey pucha:

“inaam kis ko mile ga?”

2nd “sab se aagey waley ko”

pathan “tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 936 views

1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei

1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei Nuqs Nikalta,

Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha

Agar Fry Karti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha

1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liye.

Dono Andon ko ghor se dekhne k baad bola:

"Tumhe aqal kab aye ge"

jis ko boil karna tha usko fry kar dia Or jisko fry krna tha usko boil kar dya. ;>

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhains par baithe ek gujju

Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka
aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine
lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4
wheeler hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Janwaron ka khandan

Teacher:tum kis khan dan se ho?
Student:janwaron k se.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:papa mujhe ulla ka patha,ammi mujhe gadha,dada g shar ka beta aur dadi bander kehti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Cofee Hot rs.20 cold rs.40

Santa aur banta cofee house me :
santa:jaldi pi,cofee thandhi ho jaegi
banta:to kia howa?

Santa:bewakuf card par likha tha hot cofee 20 ki aur cold 40 ki

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui

Dusri sardarni: Phir ?

1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar diaaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)