Door ka saga bhai
Teacher;ye bacha tmhara kia lagta hai.
Sardar;ye mera door ka saga bhai hai.
Techer;wo kaise
Sardar;is k aur mere darmayan me 6 behan bhai hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1330 views
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