Door ka saga bhai

Teacher;ye bacha tmhara kia lagta hai.

Sardar;ye mera door ka saga bhai hai.

Techer;wo kaise

Sardar;is k aur mere darmayan me 6 behan bhai hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1250 views
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